she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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