why didn't you poke me back
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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