girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
