seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
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I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize