Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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