PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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