It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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