no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You dont lie about slip and slides
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
