so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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