A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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