Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
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Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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