one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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