She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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