I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize