PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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