yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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