I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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