Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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