I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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