fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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