There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Dignity is for republicans.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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