i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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