we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i may or may not be watching the land before time
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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