Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
She needs sedatives and a leash
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Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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