I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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