Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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