God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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