just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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