I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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