If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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