Fine. I'll sleep in my office
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
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