that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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