I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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