I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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