i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Blood and glitter go together right?
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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