He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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