marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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