But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
In other news, I just burned my penis
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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