Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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