Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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