Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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