R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We don't watch enough power rangers
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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