So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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