I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
