But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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