I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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