# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
