How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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