2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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