The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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