at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
