Only a mothe r could love this liver
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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