I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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