i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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